I don’t know about you, but I have a secret list of things that I would love to buy myself but probably never will. You know how it is: there’s always something else that you’re supposed to spend that chunk of money on. And given that it is the holiday season, I never really feel justified in spending money on myself. Predictably, all of my little secret “wants” are kitchen oriented: a food processor, a Vitamix, that kind of thing. I don’t really need those things, but a girl can daydream, right?
But imagine if someone gave you your very own secret stash of money to spend on whatever you wanted? No guilt or worries, just a chunk of money that was JUST to spend on what you wanted or needed. You could get whatever you wanted, but there was one little caveat: it had to be available on Amazon! Well, you know what the good news is? You can buy almost anything on Amazon. Even things that are really rather strange: LOOK AT ALL THE WONDROUS POSSIBILITIES! Maybe you want something for yourself, or maybe you want to be able to buy somebody else something that you know they’ve had their heart set on for ages. Anything could be possible if you enter my December Giveaway and win an Amazon Gift Card worth $400!
Since you can pretty much buy anything under the sun from the veritable (trash and) treasure trove that is Amazon.com, I compiled a list of some of the silliest ways you could spend $400 there… because, honestly, don’t we all sometimes just need a little giggle?
5 (Silly) Ways to Spend $400 on Amazon
14 Velociraptor Costumes… for your dog
Because what self respecting puppy doesn’t want to look a little more badass?
22 Wine Glasses.. that hold an entire bottle of wine. Each.
You’re going to throw the sweetest parties ever!
The stuff of dreams. Or nightmares. You decide!
28 Cans of “Unicorn Meat“
Avert your eyes, unicorn-lovers! But it’s ok really – because there’s magic in every bite!
80 POUNDS of the deadliest “candy” known to mankind
The reviews of this stuff tell you everything you need to know about why NOT to purchase this stuff!
Enter to win an Amazon Gift Card – a $400 value!
Ok, now I’m teased you enough, it’s time to get to the serious stuff – how to enter my giveaway for a chance to win a $400 Amazon gift card that you can use to buy WHATEVER YOU LIKE! Here’s how to enter using the Rafflecopter widget below:
Mandatory entry: answer the skill question!
Because nobody likes bots, spammers or hackers – and only a human can buy stuff from Amazon anyway!
1) Leave me a comment and tell me what you would use your Amazon Gift Card to buy if you won! I’d totally treat myself to that Vitamix I’ve been eyeing! Go wander through Amazon and dream a while… then come back here to enter!
2) Subscribe to the Meatified weekly newsletter! I promise that I won’t spam you or share your email address with a third party. I will only use your email address to send you my weekly newsletter – or to contact you if you win! If you’re already subscribed, keep reading to find out how else you can enter! If the box below doesn’t work, click here to subscribe directly.
3) Like Meatified on Facebook! Check out my Page here.
4) Visit the giveaway’s co-hosting bloggers for more chances to win! Take a peek at these fine sites, where you have a chance to gain additional entries!
- Popular Paleo
- Green Mommas
- Food Savvy
- The Sprouting Seed
- Yuppie Farm Girl
- Real Food Kosher
- Grok Grub
- The Moderately Crunchy Mommy
- Cheerfully Imperfect
- Suzy Homemaker
- It’s a Love/Love Thing
A winner will be chosen via random.org. We will announce the lucky winner on Friday, December 20, 2013. The winner will have 48 hours to contact ( support @ greenmommas.com) with his/her full name, address, and phone number. There is no purchase necessary to win. This giveaway is open to everyone!